xxx-mas
when you have violent s-xual relations with a christmas tree ordimant. when it breaks you shove the pieces up your r-ct-m. all the while santa is jerking off watching you do this.
when the line ran out at the mall for sitting on santa’s lap, he and his elf friend had some fun xxx-mas while they waited for the children.
a hookers christmas
a triple x rated version of christmas. often used between two or more people in a private atmosphere which include “s-x-capades” employing s-xually oriented gifts exchanged by the partic-p-nts.
hornier than a bag of antlers, jack and jill rushed home from their family xmas festivities so that they could enjoy their own xxx-mas in private where they would not have to wear clothing
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