ya mum

the answer to practically every question in the world
who? ya mum
where? ya mum
when? ya mum
what? ya mum
why? ya mum
if someone is teasing you, you can just put “ya mum” infront of their comment and you have a better comment.
ben:your gay.
tommo:ya mums gay.
ben:your a f-ckwit.
tommo:ya mums a f-ckwit
ben:f-ck you.
tommo:f-ck ya mum.
ben:go away.
tommo:tell ya mum to go away.
answer to almost anything
you’re a d-ckhead
ya mum’s a d-ckhead

why didn’t you go to skool yesterday?
because of ya mum
a derogative term used in conversation that u either a) cant be bothered getting involved with b) do not understand or c) have no relative input towards
a) i have a boil the size of russia…
“so does ya mum”

b) the root of 4980923 squared becomes a positive indice when u cube it and times it to the negative power of 4…
“ya mum”

c) my wardrobe is pink
“ya mum”
common insult i use in my every day life, being a strait female it is quite ammusing to see the reaction of the insulted
so what did you do for the long weekend?
yamum
a uselessly funny phrase used when you can’t think of jack all 2 say. i use it at least once every day.
“how ya goin’?”
“ya mum”

“yo fat mole”
“ya mum”

“suck my c-ck”
“suck ya mums c-ck”

“your fat”
“ya mum”

“what were you doin last night?”
“ya mum!”
awesome come back, espescially when u have no idea what the insult meant
w-nker: “wow, you are such a dumb-ss”
you: “maybe so… but i f-cked your mum sideways twice up the clacker and she kept screaming for more”
w-nker: -shut down-
you: -awesome-

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