yacht rock
another name for the adult-contemporary musical movement in the late 1970’s and the early 1980’s. it was defined mostly by its smooth sound. popular yacht rockers include: kenny loggins, the doobie brothers, and steely dan.
“steely dan plays with the smooth sounds of yacht rock.”
yacht rock is cheesy pop rock music from the 80s and 90s. artists like michael mcdonald, kenny g, stevie nicks, toto and a host of other similar bands comprise artists who performed this music. think of dudes in their 50s cruising the harbor and snorting cocaine on their yachts blasting kenny g and you will be able to picture those who enjoy yacht rock
i saw billy’s dad out in newport beach the other day cranking out some yacht rock. it made me want to vomit a shade of teal blue puke
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