yachter daughter
the young, beautiful daughter(s) of a rich old man (the yachter) who spend their summers tanning on a raft tied behind their father’s luxury boat (the yacht), or on the bow of said boat, and who enjoy being gazed upon by young, good-looking lifeguards on the sh-r-.
lifeguard in tower: guys! there’s a new boat that just moored out in the cove and it’s got a yachter daughter!
lifeguard on ground: toss down those binoculars, we gotta check it out!
lifeguard in tower: nah dude, just make the swim and introduce yourself!
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