Yahoo News
a collection of pointless, poorly-written news articles meant to entertain someone suffering from extreme boredom. it is not to be thought of as news, as the writers of its articles clearly must not believe they are actually writing news stories.
i ran out of homework and i had already played five hours of mario kart so i figured i woul just peruse some yahoo news.
news stories of an extremely low brow level of intelligence with spelling and grammar errors commonplace. also a haven for the introverted, anti-social, and political extremists in the comments section.
omg i wish the trolls on yahoo news would stop ranting about the ukip party on every political story.
breaking news: a gust of wind sweeps j-lo’s dress up and reveals her panties!! like omg no way that’s so important.
code name for p-rn.
bob: “why is it taking john so long to get ready?”
bill: “i think he’s taking a quick peek at some yahoo news.”
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