yahweh three way
similar to a joseph’s cuckold, the yahweh three way is when the christian deity decides to let his son be born through a woman on earth – a woman in a relationship where there are now three parties involved. seen as either the cornerstone of christianity, or blatant bullsh-t
i was shocked to find out my wife has been engaging in a yahweh three way, without my knowledge. some folks have been laughing behind my back, but it’s okay… at least i will be the father of a demigod
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