yakshemash
khazakstani for h-llo
yakshemash. my sister best prost-tute in all khazakstan. you like?
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an excerted vomit rocket from the under-belly of satan himself. he splottered upon the shoe of the yak, preferablly speaking yam, ralph, throw-up, mang, barf and/or recently digested food on the sneaky creapy. (yakshew-ed, yakshew-ing) “yo… i gone and gettedd drunk tonight, this sh-t just made me yakshew on this ho -ss trick in the […]
- microcock
a p-n-s that is smaller than the b-llsack. often equals the size of a single peanut, and a person who has the microc-ck has trouble masturbating, thus using the left charging port of a ti-84 plus calculator made by texas instruments. -wow, andy has a f-ckin microc-ck! it’s a quarter inch long! -yay! my microc-ck […]
- Eurokid
european kids between the ages of 10 and 18. they are usually obsessed with the united states because of the movies they watch and music they listen to. gertrud: “i was watching 90210 the other day, man i love california” gretchen: ” i hear it’s actually cr-ppy!” gertrud: “not according to the hills” gretchen: “god, […]
- European Brownie Swap
when two people put their b-ttholes together then cr-p, combining the two. then the two people proceed to eat the combined p–p. “dude, i saw these two dude doing a european brownie swap.” “nasty.”
- Midnight Meat Train
when cook, jj, and peter are all lined up elephant style in the dark. all three are to be naked. the member in the back will then shout out “all aboard!” and then thrust his genitals into the man’s -ss in front of him. this motion should set up a train reaction to where the […]