yankee doodles
the anxiety one feels upon overhearing someone say something ‘patriotic’ that in reality, is terrifying.
the political heebie-jeebies.
“usually i can just tune out dale’s rants about china but when he suggested glen beck run for president i got the yankee doodles.”
marcia: i might have voted for john mccain but there was just something in his smile that gave me the yankee doodles.
louis: you base who you vote for off of their smiles? it’s people like you who insist on beauty pageant elections that give me the yankee doodles.
exactly as it sounds, a “yank your doodle”, in common terms, puffed up, a dandy, a w-nker. a person with an inflated sense of their own importance. a person whose fantasies exceed their abilities.
a middle english expression. ye is pr-nounced ‘e by all except the upper cl-sses. yank’ee doodle.
yankee doodle – dirty peasant one speaks to dirty lower cl-ss labourer two about a well dressed young gentleman p-ssing by, “yank’ee doodle”
an erect d-ck sticking upright in public
” hey look ________’s got a yankeedoodle
the act of pinstriping a female’s face and/or body with your s-m-n
guy 1: how did she like the yankee doodle you gave her last night?
guy 2: she told me it was dandy.
the next logical step in a docking transaction between two males. to “yankee doodle” is to tie together the p-n-ses of two docking men for the purpose of achieving a more perfect union.
hunter and i were docking last night, but since we ran out of hands we decided on a good ‘ol yankee doodle to get us where we needed to go. it blew my f-cking mind.
when you insert and thrust your p-n-s back and forth inside of a woman v-g-n-, while at the same time inserting your thumb in and out rectally of a woman’s b-tt hole while at the same time whistling to yankee doodle
oh my g-d, i love getting yankee doodled
when one h-m-s-xual male is having -n-l s-x with another h-m-s-xual male and the male that is “pitching” takes his d-ck out and puts it in the other males mouth.
take out that d-ck and give me the yankee doodle!
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