Yanks for the Mammaries
describes when men ” pleasure ” themselves after a girls gone wild video or other event where drunk young college age girls expose their br–sts.
meanwhile at a big spring break party…
dave: dude..i’m soooo wasted…
fred: yeah man…oh my god shes going to do it!
dave: who?
fred: surfer t-ts..you know…surf and turf!
dave: oh..oh oh there goes the t-shirt! look at those righteous t-ties!
in unison ” yanks for the mammaries!
dave goes to grab his crotch but misses and collapses in a drunken stupor.
fred ,50 years later is visiting dave’s grave site. he thinks to himself “good times…good times”.
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