yanni

neo cl-ssical/instrumental composer born in kalamata, greece who is a self taught musician. through pure talent, emotion and imagination he has composed some of the most beautiful music. his keyboarding and piano skills are unmatched.
did you see yanni live at the acropolis? it was amazing.
a very sweet and caring person. he has the biggest heart and deserves everything he has. he has amazing looks and an even better personality. he is never selfish, and always puts others before himself. sometimes he may think to much, but everything always works out. sometimes he blames things on himself, when they r never his fault, but he just like that. he can be ur best friend, ur shoulder to cry on, anything u need him to be. he really is an amazing person and if u have a personlike him in your life, try to not screw it up. it will be the biggest mistake you will ever have made.
wow. i wish i could have a friend like yanni
the sound that a wild yak makes when either giving birth or taking a mondo sh-t
“yanni! yanni yaaaaaaaaaanni!! yaaaaaaaaa(loud farting and squirting sounds) niiiiiiiiiii” > sigh of relief
“a greek s-x god, amazing at anything sensual. the s-xiest man in existence to date.
ah! he gets more -ss than a toilet seat! he is such a yanni!”
the coolest person to ever live. yanni makes beautiful, inspirational music and throws a kick -ss live show.
yanni is awesome.
one who gets arrested sometime in march for domestic violence but gets no charges pressed because he played some of his yanni music while he was h-tting his girlfriend with a violin bow.
911 operator: 911 what is your emergency?
yanni’s girl: yeah.. yanni is here and hes beating the cr-p out of me.
911 operator: wait, you said yanni?
yanni’s girl: yes please help… wait, hes playing some of his music now im calm. come arrest him after hes done.
to “yanni on” is to extrapolate and exagerate a word or a concept, mostly making no sense.
that movie was undeniably altruistic, and orthodontic, yet it kept to its grammatical theme and had a cinematical and theatrical occasion in lenophenomiana. woah – you got your yanni on.

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