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• Yard cousin

  noun. native of the united states “deep south” who is sick of being referenced as inferior, simple-minded, and racist by the various media outlets. did you watch that douchebag’s spot on southern universities, bless his heart? us yard cousins ought to prank him if he’s ever back in town. deep south reference that recently made […]

• Yard Dart

  to land the craft you are riding (sailboard, snowboard, skis, etc.) nose first into the ground or water and come to a quick stop. when landing after a jump on a sailboard, one must keep the nose of the board up to avoid from darting into the water just like a yard dart does in […]

• yard dog

  truck driver that drives the truck that only moves trailers from spot to dock. wheres that yard dog with trailer 843 we gotta load it before eight. b–bs or “t-ts” that are so saggy as to appear to be “running all over the yard” of the carrier. the b–b is not stagnant or perky. yo […]

• Yard Doggin

  partic-p-ting in un-protected s-x in an outdoor environment with a less than stellar underage female partner. preferably behind a tree while your friends cheer you on. damm that party got out of hand last night ryan pulled some straight yard d-gg-n on that hoe.

• yard dome

  someone drunk enough to give a guy head outside on the lawn for everyone to see. guy one: -walks up to the house- “sh-t man, look!” guy two: “she’s givin’ the guy head on the lawn!” guy one: “haha yard dome?”

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