Yard-long Hardon


to be caught up in a state of excessive excitement, obsession, yearning or overindulgence; either specifically s-xual, or in a more general sense.
“man, have you seen cindy lately?”
“oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”

“this new project they have us on is a pain in the -ss!”
“yes it is. but if i were you, i’d quit complaining and get back to work. all the br-ss have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”

“i’ve got to get my son off his b-tt and outside this summer. the boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”

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