Yard Stick

a word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely r-t-rded and need to be made fun of.
also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.
whoever: asks stupid -ss question
you: “man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question”
friend: “omg such a r-t-rd haha”

random person: slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
you: “man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!”
friend: “ya he totally just ate it hahaha!”
used to decribe malboro 100s
wanna yardstick? they’re all i got.
1. a real pain in the -ss.
2. an object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.
1. tom: “i hate our 8:00am cl-ss!”
john: “ya waking up that early is such a yardstick….”

2. mom: “clean up your room, i’m tired of seeing that mess.”
child: “then don’t look at it!”
mom: “thats it i’m getting the yardstick.”
child: “no, no!! i’ll clean it up!!!
mom: “thats what i thought you said..”
a line of cocaine so big and girthy the only capable nose that can handle one will be found etched on the side of mount rushmore
holy sh-t, you blow monkeys keep ripping yardsticks that big your going to end up like jim morrison or even worse doing atrain bad with a rough case of the “meth mouth”
a measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. the stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).
he used a yardstick to measure things.
a fat stomach. also an adjective…”yardsticky”
mooganns has a big yardstick
a stick that is commonly used in one’s yard.
toss me that yardstick…that one there at your feet in the yard.

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