yardgument
there are two types of people in the world:
1. those who use an iota of common sense when performing yard work, and
2. everyone else.
a yardgument is the inevitable verbal altercation that occurs when two such people undertake yard work together.
jack: did you hear the neighbor call her husband a dumb little b-tch this afternoon?
jill: oh yeah, those two always have a yardgument when working in the yard. they’re copacetic other than that
jack: geez, she needs to chill the f-ck out
jill: in her defense, he does yard work like a lazy little b-tch, just like you
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