yardifacts
front yard clutter which can include eccentric statues, lawn gnomes, wind spinners and the ubiquitous pink plastic flamingo. the modern day manifestation of marking your territory as a warning to competing tribes. depending on who you are, it’s either eye candy or an eye sore.
me: “my yardifacts aren’t -quite- whitetrash enough. think i’ll go buy another value pack of 100 plastic flamingos!”
archaeologist 1000 years from now: “zomg look at all these yardifacts. no wonder these people became extinct.”
the small lost or discarded things you find in your front or back yard. old pennies, cloudy pieces of gl-ss, rusted nails, broken sun bleached kids toys. like an archeologist who discovers fossils or ancient artifacts. a yardifact is evidence of your yards historical record.
nick: hey brooke. check out this 1952 penny yardifact i found digging in your backyard.
brooke: the people who owned this house 50 years ago were all like, “where’s my penny?”.
artifacts in a yard. applies to persons with too d-mn many gazing b-lls/praying angels/boys fishing/ceramics woodland creatures in their yard.
my mother-in-law has too d-mn many yardifacts.
Read Also:
- yardig
an abbreviation for “do you dig” or “are you digging this” $2 tequila shots – yardiggg?
- Yarding
driving through people’s yards with your vehicle pretty much drifting trees and ravaging shrubs fun way to p-ss the time if you live in a small town best vehicles to use are those you don’t give a sh-t about yard hard. “i know who ran through my yard and its not cool. i spent good […]
- Yardin' up
working out. yo cuz what you doin? just yardin’ up. hittin the weights.
- yardio
doing yardwork as cardio. i mowed the gr-ss and pulled weeds today- that’s an hour of yardio.
- Yardish
1. of or pertaining to the yard 2. indicating something is ghetto or trashy 3. something that could start a fight 1. that sprinkler is so yardish. 2. did you see her booty shorts? yardish to the max! 3. she called you a ho? that’s very yardish of her.