Yardley


the most boring place in the world. nothing ever happens.
i hope i dont end up living in yardley!
a very idealic town outside of philadelphia. it has a very historic and picturesque downtown area. alot of people who work in the new york/new jersey area choose to live here for the mayberryesque environment. it is 90% white and for some reason alot of the people who grew up there don’t come back.
kid 1: i’m bored, let’s do something.

kid 2: do what?

kid 3: hmmm… as usual, all there is to do in yardley is drugs or go into town and sit there.

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