Yaris

a colombian river. also lover of noodles, can be found frequenting tamworth services under her nocturnal alias the “blue lady”. beware her offerings of multicoloured jelly beans. frequently misheard as “gary, barry or yaris”, not to be confused with the vehicle of a similar name.
“h-llo i’d like to speak to gary please” “sorry do you mean yari?”
small hatchback car produced by toyota, also known as the vitz and echo in other countries. it is better than the likes of the vauxhall corsa because it is more reliable, faster and made in j-pan :p
that boy is driving a yaris – look how much more impressive it is than that sh-tty corsa :p
a j-panese spear, carried by footmen. not to be confused with the naginata, a polearm with a long, curving blade and a shorter handle than a yari.
the yari was an essential part of feudal j-pan’s -rs-nal
a beautiful girl who knows and what she wants and will get what she wants no matter what; also slightly ditzy.
yari: so…….can i have some?
italian songwriter, singer, pluri-instrumentalist. nomad of the east, spends much time in the himalayas and traveling around with a backpack and a video camera. makes videotrips which he shares on his website
you can have a gimpse of his world through www.yari.tv
the act of being yarised on or getting yarised. not for the faint of heart.
a yaris comes by you with alarming speed and proceeds to fart rice all over your vehicle. you’ve been yarised…

verb:

i yaris. you yaris. she shouldn’t yaris. real men yaris.

adjective:

man that was so yaris.

noun:

that has to be the sweetest yaris i’ve ever seen.
a small car, that has a v-g-n-l shaped steering wheel and center console. slow, but roomy. often nicknamed a vag due to the interior or a mini camry due to the exterior
dude, the toyota symbol on your yaris’s steering wheel must be the cl-toris

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