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• Slamchops

  good looking or pretty. a spin off of the word slammin. “dude i saw this girl yesterday, i mean she was only a freshman but she was slamchops.” a wh-r- who likes to be banged like a screen door come here slamchops and bend over!

• stems and seeds

  deliberate lack of something, be it information, goods or consideration. usually a withholding as part of a deception. “come on, johnny. i asked you for some information, and all you’re giving me are stems and seeds.” “stems and seeds” refers to the hodge-podge of loose change one has prior to being completely broke. to clarify, […]

• stranger in a strange land

  masturbation technique in which a person numbs his or her hand (with ice or by cutting off circulation) before using it to m-st-rb-t-. this creates the sensation that another person’s hand is doing the stimulation. eric was feeling particularly lonely so he decided to go “stranger in a strange land” before swabbing his joystick.

• Ellen Richmond

  ellen richmond a name for a girl that bullies a bear like man named arthur keys just because he hit her in the face with a snowball, although he only did that because she broke mr snow ball and then arthur was upset and cried with mr snowball. but then ellen took it upon herself […]

• Did you get your tickets?

  to the gun show! -flexes muscles- johnny: hey, cindy, did you get your tickets? cindy: to what? johnny: to the gun show! -flexes his muscles so hard he rips his shirt- cindy: –rg-sm-

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