Yarnolding


yarnolding refers to the s-xual act of tasting your own s-m-n.
will you be yarnolding tonight?

i tried yarnolding the other day, it was fowl.

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    a mental erection caused by the sight of either a beautiful skein of yarn or a remarkably well-made knitted object. useful for knitting nerds only. man, that sweater was so gorgeous it gave me an instant yarn-on!

  • Yarn Slap

    when you slap someone across the face with a large amount of yarn, usually made to form a cylinder shape. when yarn slapping you should aim for the chops but if you cant hit them there then aim for the temple “yo i keep my hoes in line by yarn slapping them. im keepin my […]

  • y'arnt

    contraction of you are not. origin: midwest us “y’arnt going to wear that, are you?” the fusion of words “you” and “are’nt”. nah dog, yarnt talking bout it… yarnt!

  • Yarnth

    one year and one month, thirteen months. dude, that new star wars movie comes out in 2 yarnths.

  • Yarntard

    1.a person that does not knit well 2.a guy that is a r-t-rd that has yarn jimmy was a yarntard. raynald is a yarntard


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