yawn
the single most contagious thing in the known universe. can be p-ssed from person to person by the mystery of f-gas.
me: darn you!! stop yawning!!!
ac: i can’t help it!! -yawn- i’m tired!! i got potatoed to death last night!!
the only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
married man: “since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship…nowadays i feel like less of a man..”
dr. phil: “lol!”
what you do when you’re tired. usually occurs in math or school in general. contagious to two people.
-yawn-
a person, place, or event that is found to be boring.
this opera is such a yawn…
a biological mechanism, commonly of mammals, used to restore oxygen to the brain when fatigued.
if none of us yawned we would either p-ss out or become mentally debilitated, so yawning during a boring conversation is not that rude after all.
something someone does when they need a big breath of air, or more air in their lungs. usually it occurs when kids are bored at school.
-yawn- this teacher is so boring, all he talks about is his problems with his wife….geez, do we really need to know this to succeed in life? -yawwwwn- =(
when stopping somebody telling you about a really boring story that you don’t care about with the word yawn.
quite a rude term, think about before using.
drag out for extra effect.
e.g
ellie: “so keiran was like i wanna play world of warcraft, and i was like so annoyed…”
chris: “yawn!”
e.g 2.
ellie: “urm, and then keiran was like, i want chicken, which was really annoying because i wanted prawns…”
marge and jacob: “yaaaaaaaawwwnnnnnn”
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