Yawn Boner
sometimes called “yoner”, is when one gets an erection from excessive yawning. they will often come about with no warning and are usually harder than a normal erection. they will usually happen in the morning, often during cl-ss or at work.
guy 1: woah dude are you getting off to our math lesson?
guy 2: no dude i’ve got a m-ssive yawn b-n-r right
guy 1: oh d-mn i hate yoners
when one yawns, starting a huge overall orgie of yawning that spreads throughout the room.
(adam yawns)
(ep yawns)
(dylan yawns)
adam: that was a great yawn b-n-r!
ep: just a great overall yawn b-n-r is what it was!
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