yeast infection

an infection that can be caused by too much of yeast bacteria ac-mulated in the genitals. is not s-xualy transmitted and can be treated. the infection can accur in both men and women. accurs mostly in women that are of a child bearing age and is a very commen infection. this infection causes great itching and thick white mucus oozing from the genitals.

“she developed a yeast infection due to stress and too much work.”
a condition that affects women when they sit on m-ffins with no underwear on. it can also happen if you f-ck the ‘pillsbury dough boy’
my girlfriend keeps getting ‘yeast infections’, she need to stop her m-ffin fetish before i find a smurf’s village between her legs.
h-ll. a chemical imbalance in the v-g-n- (also possible in men but uncommon) leading to raw, itchy and irritated skin making it extremely uncomfortable to move or walk. frequently referred to as h-ll.
i got some action and then i got a yeast infection. now i can’t move. my life is h-ll.
1) another name for a beer buzz.

2) alcoholism with a strong l-st for beer.

3) inability to stop after just one or two.
1) “friends don’t let friends drive with yeast-infections.”

2) “consuming twelve bottles of beer each day may result in a yeast-infection. ”

3) “dad hasn’t worked in 6 months due to a yeast-infection.”
fungal infection of the genitals. “cottage cheese” for the girls, “genital dandruff” for the boys. other symptoms may include itching burning rashes bad smells or white discharge, but may also be largely asymptomatic.

s-xually transmittable, but not an std per se, as one needn’t have s-xual contact to get it. just cause you get it doesn’t mean you f-cked someone who had it (or anyone at all, perhaps ever), but if you do f-ck someone who has it, you may get it. can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.

sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes d-mn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of otcs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.

eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.
ooooh fuuuuuuuck it burns it burns oh please god kill me. this yeast infection sh-t’s worse than hemorrhoids!
for actual definition look up in encyclopedia.

meant as an addition to the fact that people tend to write here that a yeast is not s-xually transmittable.

any yeast infection is transmittable by touch, especcially s-xual. yeast produces spores. and spores may be delivered by skin-to-skin contact. so yeah,
don’t have s-x with people when they are yeast infected.
you’ll be sorry…
“you know she had a yeast infection ? and you had s-x anyway ?”
“sure, i bathe, so i thought it wouldn’t affect me..”

“omfg, that -sshole gave me a yeast infection..”
“are you sure it ain’t anything else ?”

wear rubbers !!
1.a thing that happens to a woman or girl`s v-g-n- or a man`s testes.

i got a yeast infection when i was 4 years old and i had to go to the hospital.(girls` interpretation)
i got a yeast infection. d-mn that b-tch gave me that.(man’s interpretation)
v-g-n-, p-ssy,b-lls,s-x,testes,yeast infection

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