yelena novikova
yelena novikova is a hot russian american girl with a great sence of humor. -ss to die for, 36dd s and ofcourse blonde hair. she is smart naturally witty and can handle herself no matter were she goes: be it at 3 am deep into darkest brighton beach streets or 5 star restaurant in the city. she loves to help people in need and innatelly good. very charming without trying to be flirty.
what was that social worker’s name mam? the one that was helping me earlier with my applicagion?
ms.smith: oh that was yelena novikova
applicant: she is an angel and god bless her! she should be the supervisor!
ms.smith: sir if u dont have a ticket you need to leave this area!
applicant:c-ss in point!
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