yelp whore
(n) a person on yelp who has a million reviews and most of them 5 stars, for places they couldn’t have been to.
this f-cking yelp wh-r- who praised this garage and i got royally hosed in the booty when i used him. the work sucked and my car won’t start! when i check all other reviews the yelp who’re wrote, they were 5 stars in 27 states coast to coast in 4 months! if i ever see them in real life, i’m going to hit them with a tony danza!!!
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