Yelpervert
one who takes perverse pleasure in “checking in” on yelp everywhere they go, and posting it to their facebook page. (also, “yelperv”)
susie’s such a yelpervert. she ‘checks in’ at the gas station, the grocery store, her apartment complex…
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- Yelp-Fu
the art of yelping. in particular, using words designed to cut or slash at the business owner’s sense of self-worth. your yelp-fu was so good that i heard the business closed-down, yo! or, don’t make me bust-out some yelp-fu on that place…
- yelpful
when a yelp! review is not actually helpful. i was trying to find a coffee shop but all of the reviews were just existential rambling. it was very yelpful.
- Yelpfuck
a term used to describe the action of leaving terrible, damaging feedback about a business on yelp.com. that barber kept me waiting for 45 minutes even though i had an appointment, and then gave me a terrible, overpriced haircut. so, i yelpf-cked the sh-t out of them.
- yelpie
a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese etc and writes a useless review on yelp. this restaurant is horrible and catered for yelpies.
- yelping gecko
when having s-x with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids jack “hey can i tell you something” emma “what?” jack “i have aids” emma “yelp”- trying to get away but there was wall behind me jack “ha yelping gecko”