Yer da sells the Avon


scottish insult: “your father is a representative of the avon company”

the peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. the ultimate insult of one’s self, one’s family and one’s dignity. consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. use sparingly against enemies.
“yer a t-t”

“f-ck off pal, yer da sells the avon”

-kills self-

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