YERT
when you do something michele or bella would do or wen you are at a loss of words and need something to say
“she was a mess last night” ” yert”
a word used in sparta, tennessee. yert is a greating or word used to indicate ones happiness or approval.
lil johnny yelled out the door of his 4 wheel drive truck “yert” as he rolled past his friends sitting at sonic.
yert is a term used to counter a stupid comment and/or situation. yert may also be used to display your disappointment, like when a friend doesn’t respond to a text message, you are authorized to yert them. this technique will usually illicit a response from said yertee by overwhelmingly offending them with embarr-ssment, disgrace and forcing them to feel guilty by way of the “yert code”. to understand the yert, you must use the yert. once you use the yert, you will most likely become addicted to the yert. the yert can be drawn out for a longer period of time to express a more severe infraction. when utilizing yert in a text message, you should add more t’s to the end of the yert to express your exaggerated disappointment in the situation, comment, response. ie: – yerttttttt.
question: “can i borrow 20 bucks bro?”
response: “uhhhh….yert.”
question: “you coming out to watch the bruins sweep the penguins at the bar son?”
response: “nah man i’m baking cookies with the woman tonight.”
yert moment: ” yerttttttttttt.”
“yerttttt….you just got yerted.”
when a student lives on residence in university and does not even put on a new change of clothes from the ones that they slept in. this can include flip flops in the middle of the winter and plaid/flannel pants
her outfit is so yert.
word used by group of kids from phillys juniata section, can be used in any situation
yert wats the deal boul?
stop comin at the boul joeylips yert
the involuntary spray of saliva that is launched out of your mouth – named for the sound it would make if it had one
i attempted to speak but yerted instead.
1. one who engages in s-xual activity with a large number of persons, occasionally or simultaneously.
2. the male term for a sl-t, or wh-r-.
3. engages in s-xual activities which include but are not limited to: p-ssionate kissing; oral physicalities involving v-g-n-l and -n-l areas ; s-xual intercourse with many individuals of any gender.
maria: “my boyfriend cheated on me with 13 girls, what should i do?”
logan: “omg, he is such a yert.. you should dump him girl”
“that yert has slept with every girl in this room!”
“i don’t want to talk to him! i hate that yert!”
basically a spide, trendy or whatever, only just a bit more of a d-ckhead.
yert, yert, yert, yero!
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