Yesterday Me
the inconsiderate -sshole who is to be blamed for everything that goes wrong in your life.
example 1
i wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but yesterday me decided to eat the hole godd-mn fridge empty.
example 2
guy 1: you know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
guy 2: yeah?
guy 1: well yesterday me thought it’d be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. now i’m stuck with her. again!
guy 2: man, i really hate that guy!
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