yew


a word or sound made when exited.

also a surfy turm for awsome.

or another form of the word “you” which stupid tw-ts use because it is the same amount of letteres as you so your not exactly saving any time in typing “yew”
-scores a goal in soccer-
goal scorer: yeeeewww!!
or
chick: omg! lyk yew r sooo rad
person: stfu.
an annoying way to say “you” which is rather pointless as it doesn’t take any less time and makes you look like a complete pr-ck.
mainly used by chavs or scene kids as for some reason they are unable to talk normal.
laura – lawl yew r s000ooo0 funne yh.
me – die.

1. a word used to accentuate an excited state of mind.

2. this word can be also used to furthur develop your point of view in an argument.
1.dave: going off barnesy??
barnesy: yew!!

2.age: you are such a rock
page: no you’re the rock, rock
age: nice one rock yew yew!!
noun; an exceedingly annoying term used to convey positive impression, provide positive affirmation, and/or to highlight the agreeable nature of persons, places, things, states, or qualities. coined by younger members of society.

those who use the term regularly are often described as ‘f-ckwits’, or more commonly, ‘w-nkers’. use of the term is generally frowned upon by those with an iq higher than 100, and/or those with tertiary qualifications who aren’t going backwards in life.
person 1: “this band is awesome… yew!”
person 2: “shut the f-ck up, you w-nker!”
a word used to show excitement, originally by surfers, but now used by non-surfers. it’s an onomatopoeia (word that sounds as it’s spelled).
“yew! nice wave!”

d-ck: “i got the concert ticket.”
johnson: “yew, you’re stoked!”
an annoying and completely pointless way of saying ‘you’. mainly used by scene kiddies who think that spelling mistakes are cute. other annoying and poinless words include corrrr, phit, yumm and over using letters, eg. “corrrrr yewwww ar phitttt!”
so irritating! get a dictionary why dont yew? oh wait…
scene kid pic commenting- “heww, yew look loverlyyy boyyyyyy, zomggg so phitttt!!!”
any of several poisonous evergreen trees or shrubs of the genus taxus, having scarlet cup-shaped arils and flat needles that are dark green above and yellowish below.
yew tree r cool, dont you agree

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