yo mama
1. a phrase used as a formal declaration of defeat. for example: “kenneth replied ‘yo mama’ when he realized he could not counter his opponent’s point.”
2. the principle part of a “yo mama” joke, usually entailing a description of your mother being so “something” that “something” occurred as a result.
1. amy: you’re so ugly!
gwen: yeah, well so’s yo mama!
2. “yo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!”
“yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.”
“yo moma” is something you say in front of every sentence that some1 says just to p-ss then off
guy 1: i’m going to tie my shoes
guy 2: yo moma’s gona tie her shoes!!!
girl 1: that girl is a sl-t.
random guy 1: yo moma’s a sl-t!!!
the first two words of some of the best and worst jokes of all time
yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the record skips. at the radio station!!
they call yo mama “the squirrel” cuz she always got nuts in her mouth!
yo mama like the bus: everybody gets a ride for one dollar!
slang for “your mom”. a nice insult! talking about your mom is really insulting.
ex. 1
some guy: get a life…
person responding: yo mama!
some guy: what did you say! -beats up person responding
ex. 2
some guy: you fat pig…
person responding: yo mama’s a fat pig!
1) a group of jokes meant to criticize one’s mother by saying that she is fat, ugly, stupid, etc.
2) a lame phrase someone i know keeps saying whenever i ask him a question about pe because he has it before me.
1) yo mama so ugly people watch her during horror movies.
2) me: hey, what are we doing in pe today?
him: yo mama!
me: shut the f up.
1. a tv show with wilbur valderama(fez from “that 70’s show”
2. a cruel start to a funny joke.
3. your mother.
1. “time for yo mama!!!”
2. “yo mama so fat when she sit’s on a rainbow skittles fall out.”
3. lynn ann wilson
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