Yo mama joke
a r-t-rded joke that middle and high schoolers say to each other that starts with “yo mama’s so______that_______________.” it’s is used to be funny, but if you say it to the wrong person, they will beat the sh-t out of you.
yo mama’s so stupid, she got locked in mattress world and slept on the floor. yomamajokes-stupid
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