Yobbo
a stereotypical aussie. beer in one hand, meat pie in the other.generally drive cr-ppy old holdens and have a dozen mullet clad kids following them. by-products of alcoholic fathers.
“i’m a bloke, im a yobbo, me best mates name is robbo, winfield is me cigarette, i dress in fl-n-lette”
a loud, inconsiderate person, usually found in groups for self preservation. sometimes pr-ne to violence,always found with beer and cheap smokes. usually smell.
the “hill” at any football match of any code is the usual haunt of the yobbo.
a true-blue bl–dy australian. one who sits on his -rs- and drinks a stubby while watching the footy and eating a beef pie (eg. four n twenty) also a close relative of the “westy” or “wu-tanger”, although more proud of their aussie heritage
“oi bruz, look at that c-nt walking round in his nike tracks and his trademark hat, there’s a bl–dy yobbo”
a person with no cl-ss,no fashion sense eg wear thongs,cheap t-shirts etc,stink like sh-t,loud,swears alot & usually drives cr-ppy old modelled fords and holdens.
thats my definition of a yobbo. don’t flame.
aussie slang for young offensive bloke. generally uncouth, pr-ne to swearing and constant use of aussie vernacular. a yobbo is a heavy drinker, who places mateship above all else and lives for those wild memorable moments that are unforgettable. global counterparts are english chavs and american rednecks. a breed unto themselves.
“take a look at the guy in the ute, doin’ burnouts and carryin’ on like a pork chop. what a f-ckin’ yobbo…!”
russell crowe
‘that russell crowe is a right yobbo’
usually found in drunken violent groups persecuting others of a different racial background i.e. cronulla. highly cultural with their stubby holders, thongs and the beloved footy shorts. typically their ancestors were deported to australia as convicts. they are the most racist percentile of the australian population, the most hypocritical as they define wogs as liars and thieves. little do they understand that this country was founded by their ancestors over 200 years ago, a bunch of dirty thieves.
yobbo: go home stupid wog
wog: sure thing convict
yobbo: i was born here stupid
wog: so was i, but my grand parents came here of their own free will
yobbo: uh shut up
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