yogurt cannon
the divice which males posess of which s-m-n is -j-c-l-t-d through. also see p-n-s. a.k.a. pleasure pistol.
my girl greatly enjoys my enormous yogurt cannon. chris was caught peeking at my yogurt cannon in the locker room.
a nifty little device that can be found in the pants of a young man. it is almost always erect and beaten often. when beaten or aroused enough, it deploys its own supply of vanilla yogurt. eat up ladies, its got protein!
“yo b-tch you wanna nibble on my yogurt cannon??”
“as long as i get a mouthful of your yogurt!”
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