Yogurt Facial
the spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. it often sprays on the person’s shirt or face and resembles a large spray of s-m-n.
hahahaha frank totally got a yogurt facial from that very vanilla yogurt. open it in the other direction next time! you look a like a gay p-rn star in the middle of a circle jerk!
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- yogurt farmer
a chick with an outrageous yeast infection, often made worse by cream pies. tendency to store s-m-n after s-x without cleaning herself up resulting in cultured clue goo trina is such a nasty hoe, b-tch be a yogurt farmer- why don’t you go harvest some
- yogurt fart
when you open up a yogurt container and it squirts/-j-c-l-t-s its yogurtness all over your hand veronica beaverhausen’s yogurt farted all over her hand as she opened it in cl-ss and she got super-p-ssed and left to clean its yogurt j-zz off her hand
- Yogurt fight
when two friends decide to start throwing yogurt at each other for no apparent reason, resulting in an after school ch-r-, such as sweeping and mopping the cl-ssroom floor. connor: man, you totally missed the yogurt fight pavel! it was awesome, there was yogurt everywhere!
- Yogurt Flakes
yogurt flakes occurs when -j-c-l-t- solidifies in the hair or body hair of a man or woman. “eww sick man, got out of the hot tub at the gym and i was coated in yogurt flakes”
- yogurt flinger
a male genitalia that has been stimulated to the point of -j-c-l-t–n. the -j-c-l-t- resembles that of yogurt and it is flung from the urethra. “o’ yeah jennifer, pump my yogurt flinger harder you dirty pig! thats it… now go clean yourself up.”