yogurt fart
when you open up a yogurt container and it squirts/-j-c-l-t-s its yogurtness all over your hand
veronica beaverhausen’s yogurt farted all over her hand as she opened it in cl-ss and she got super-p-ssed and left to clean its yogurt j-zz off her hand
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- Yogurt Flakes
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- yogurt flinger
a male genitalia that has been stimulated to the point of -j-c-l-t–n. the -j-c-l-t- resembles that of yogurt and it is flung from the urethra. “o’ yeah jennifer, pump my yogurt flinger harder you dirty pig! thats it… now go clean yourself up.”
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-j-c-l-t–n of s-m-n manny’s wife came home and caught her husband giving his gay friend a yogurt injection.