Yokozuna
1: grand champion
2: a samoan wrestler from the 1990’s who was made out to be a j-panese sumo wrestler.
3: to put your bare–ss on an unexpected victim’s face while he/she is out of it.
in j-pan, best sumo wrestler is called the yokozuna.
yokozuna was so fat at one point when he broke his leg, a forlift had to carry him out.
the man show originated the yokozuna with jimmy kimmel’s cousin sal.
2 more definitions
when someone proceeds to jump or sit on an unexpected victims face -ss first. a hairy -ss is prefered in this process.
i planned to yokozuna justin feher’s face but his caveman senses went off. so i emeriled him and ran like a motha f-cker. he mcgyvered a club together and proceed to get his swamp donkey sister.
to jump -ss first onto someone’s face. usually most successful if the person is asleep, as to take them by surprise, and get their face all nasty and smelly.
p-n-s:”dude!!! watch me yokozuna v-g-n-!!!”
v-g-n-:”qffdnmmmphhhkpdh!!!”
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