YoloBaby
the proper term for the derpy offspring of all the molly popping 16 & pregnants, after a couple generations of drugs, irresponsibility, and messed up cartoons like adventure time. -ssuming they havent sterilized themselves.
“dude somethings not right with that kid.”
“his moms a 2012 kid, probly a yolobaby”
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- Yolo Bike
a dispensable bicycle for use. it doesn’t matter whether it gets damaged or stolen, as long as you are able to bring a bike. very common in dutch cities. most yolo bikes are older bikes or damaged bikes in the first place. ”hey vincent, i see you brought your yolo bike to the railway station.” […]
- Gravity Speeder
anyone whom is driving and cannot maintain a constant speed on the road. their speed fluctuates with the rise and fall of the roadway annoying the sh-t out of everyone around them. after p-ssing and being p-ssed five times on the interstate, there was no question that the -sshole driving next to dan was a […]
- YOLOBILT
stands for “you only live once, but i lived twice!” and is most commonly spoken by jesus. drake: “you only live once that’s the motto n—- yolo. jesus: “yolobilt sucker”
- yoloblivious
having knowledge of anything before the year 2000, mostly seen in people born after 1991, including a vast knowledge and appreciation for modern music/film, etc over good music/film, etc. as if too busy “living life once” to bother to learn anything about the world they’re only living in once the instinct of most people to […]
- gravol
a pill that keeps you from throwing up or you can crush it up and rail it and it causes you to hallucinate “my stomach really hurts, can you get me some gravol please?” “whoa dude, i just railed a sh-t load of gravol”