yoloblivious
having knowledge of anything before the year 2000, mostly seen in people born after 1991, including a vast knowledge and appreciation for modern music/film, etc over good music/film, etc. as if too busy “living life once” to bother to learn anything about the world they’re only living in once
the instinct of most people to p–p on roses because they don’t know what roses are
john: hey, look! -gestures to a box of ice- it’s the ice box!
blaine: …
john: you know? the ice box? from the little giants?
blaine …is that like big gigantic?
john: man, you’re yoloblivious.
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an idiotic person’s hair. oily, dirty, stinky hair. “eww look at that hobbo’s greasy blair d-mn thats discusting!”
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- Shallopus
it can mean anything. it doesn’t have to make sense either. what the shallopus! im going to kick you right in the shallopus!!!!!!