yolodeler
one who says “yolo” as if it is required by law to say it as an excuse for doing stupid things. it is called “yolodeling” because it is a play of words, made up of yolo and yodeler.
person 1: hey, why did you dye your hair green?
yolodeler: because yolo!
person 2: hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
yolodeler: because yolo!
person 3: hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
yolodeler: because yolo!
me: shut up, everyone knows that yolo is just carpe diem for stupid people.
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