Yolodex
yo•lo•dex ˈyōləˌdeks noun
a list of contacts and friends who might -ssist in any particularly dumb, dangerous, or otherwise shortsightedly bad idea (cf. yolo.)
origin late 2012: from rolodex + yolo ‘you only live once’
guy 1: we’re gonna need some help setting off all these homemade fireworks.
guy 2: for sure. let me hit up my yolodex– i know some guys who’d be all over this.
guy: i’m pretty drunk, but i don’t want to go to the tattoo parlor by myself. i’ll check my yolodex to see which of my bros want to come too.
guy: that was totally sick– give me your card so i can add you to my yolodex. i’ll call you once you’re out of the hospital.
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