yolomawmit
abbreviation for: you only live once, might as well make it tasty
a phrase used as a means to rationalize an inhumanely high intake of unhealthy but delicious foods or beverages: cake, ice cream, any ‘all-you-can-eat’ restaurant meal, etc…
fat-ss 1: “dude, you know ihop has ayce pancakes now?”
fat-ss 2: “oh god… we shouldn’t… but… yolomawmit.”
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