Yomicojo Todomundo
popular pseudonym given to a prototype of eastern asian specimen. general characteristics include, but not limited to, lankyness, distorted face, limited reasoning ability, and after a little something to drink, wide-open legs waiting just for you 😉
yomicojo todomundo says “im so ashamed of my existance. i guess only you can make me feel better”
yomicojos are usually a better option than prost-tutes for males with restricted budgets, given the fact that a bottle of a alcohol tends to go for less than the rate of charge of your average pleasure artist in most places.
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