Yoshi Punch


similar to the donkey punch or donkey hadoken, but you place a piece of randomly selected fruit on a table in front of the receiver. proceed to punch them in the back of the head, and make sure that she or he eats the fruit in front of them. quickly. with their tongues.
“duuude, sarah was b-tchin’ at me last night, so i went ahead and gave her a yoshi punch to straighten things out.”
when you punch someone so hard in the back of the head their tongue comes out, usually in a s-xual act.
i totally yoshi punched this girl last night

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