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  response to failing to do the one and only thing you had to do. this is told, either in a disgusted, mocking, or angry tone to people, animals, inanimate objects, and anything else that fails to complete the simple task for which it was designed. a way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when […]

• shash

  verb- to tamper, bash, or damage something to the point that it no longer follows a law/laws of physics. originates from the word smash you can make a magnet no longer magnetize by shashing it. i shashed the tv and now it no longer obeys gravity. perhaps if we shash cars, then they will no […]

• shahan

  a guy who writes amazing stuff about himself on urban dictionary oh dave!! you are such a shahan. 1) shahan is someone so indescribably hot you could die for. eg: thats looks so shahan, it’s burnin’ 2) a person named shahan is typically very cute and handsome. the person has an awesome sense of humor. […]

• screen

  (verb) screen:/screened/screening to see a notification on your phone but not act on it. tina: he’s texting me again. rina: tell him to stop. tina: i don’t want to be mean. tina: i know i’ll just screen the text. windows longhorn macintosh computer screen what you’re looking at right now. to screen a call is […]

• random rection

  random erection that happens for no reason. dude i had a random rection at work today right before i had to get up to go meet with my boss. i had to cover it with my briefcase

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