yota
-a jacked up toyota truck
“i’m just gonna get a jacked up yota”
a toyota. commonly used amongst toyota enthuiasts.
dude, nice yota!
so, are we taking tha yota today?
toyota rock crawler
check that yota out!
noun:
1.someone with an uncommon interest in all things; their curiosity often leads them into dangerous situations that they cannot escape from. a yotum is known to cause m-ss destruction.
2. a clumsy person
3. someone whose curiosity is mistaken for confusion.
1. watch out billy, a yotum just walked into the room.
2. that yotum looks like they are upto no good!
3 why would you sleep with a yotum?
another word for queer, most yotums’ have a unbelievably small p-n-s.
you are such a yotum
an acronym for the “year of the -ss,” a 365 day period when a man, dealing with the end of a relationship, forsakes secure, sweet, and stable women, and instead exhibits monk-like dedication to bedding as many insecure, psychotic, emotionally unstable, superficial, idiotic, or simply s-x-crazed women as he can.
“because charlene broke off our engagement and ran off with some dude she met in vegas, i am beginning a yota that will last until next may. might you have any emotionally unstable, borderline attractive female friends or co-workers?”
the practice of trading -ssets in exchange for new -ssets while incurring a significant loss due to the depreciation of the previously owned -ssets. in order for a true “yota” to occur, this must be done repeatedly, thereby displaying a total disregard for personal fiscal responsibility.
the man decided to purchase a mazda rx8 only to turn around three months later and trade it in on a used toyota tacoma. after owning the tacoma for six months, he pulled a yota and traded his tacoma in for a brand new mazda 6.
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