You bet your sweet patootie


it means the same as the phrases, “you bet your -ss” and, “you bet your d-ck and b-lls”.
that is, you’re absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{seen on a website about flashlights, leds, and lasers}:
i tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, i was able to do so. this shows the unit has a type ii anodized finish to it (…)
would i really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? you bet your sweet patootie i would, if it’s in the name of science.

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