you could survive a car crash


to say to someone, ‘you could survive a car crash’ implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their ‘padding’. in extreme cases, ‘crash crash’ can be exchanged for ‘plane crash’ or even ‘a armageddon’.
bek: omg, i am getting soo fat lately!

christina and taylah: you could survive a car crash.

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