you cunt be serious
a stronger version of “you can’t be serious”, which can be subtle enough to p-ss without notice or delivered straight.
boss: i’m cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
jane: you c-nt be serious.
jack: i’m leaving you to marry your sister.
shirley: surely you c-nt be serious.
jack: i am serious, so don’t call me shirley.
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