you dont have a head to stand on
a way of telling someone they are wrong, or declaring a conversation over.
inspiration taken from “you dont have a leg to stand on”
emphasis is to be put on the word head, and lesser emphasis is to be put on the words stand.
proper execution: “you dont have a head, to stand on.”
person 1: so, i saw your brother out walking your dog earlier.
person 2: we dont have a dog.
person 1: i definitely saw your brother with a dog.
person 2: dude, we dont have a dog.
person 1: maybe he was walking someone else’s dog.
person 2: you’re wrong.
person 1: you dont have a head to stand on!
person 2: …alright fine, maybe we got a dog this morning.
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