You don’t have to come and confess
an expression used to tell someone that
a) “you dont have to tell me”
b) “even though you wont admit it, youre full of sh-t”
originates with antoine dodson’s line “you don’t have to come and confess, (we lookin’ for you, we gon’ find you.)”
example a) reporter: would you say what you did was heroic?
antoine: h-ll yeah it was heroic home boy!
reporter: amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.
example b) intruder: whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!
heroic brother: you don’t have to come and confess, home boy!
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